Hey, it’s not called the 30-Sequential-Day Song Challenge.
I can count on one hand the number of people in my life who have seen me truly angry. That’s a reflection not of my faulty memory or counting skills, but my “sure, whatever” temperament. But on the rare occasion when I do get mad, I lose my shit. It’s even more unnerving when it comes from such a normally even-mannered person—the crazy, irrational fury scares even me, because I realize that I’m off the rails … but if it doesn’t dissipate quickly and I’ve got vengeance in my head, lock up everything that’s near dear to you, because I’ll go after it with destruction in mind.
Thankfully, I do try to use my powers for good, as the boys of OK Go plead in “Invincible.” (Or at least mayhem, and not full-on evil.) But be warned, because “1,000-Fahrenheit hot metal lights behind your eyes” is just a warm-up for those finally roused from placid to pissed-off.
|WHAT SAM WORE: 3-6-11|
|The shirt: Ouija board T-shirt, from Urban Outfitters at Cherry Creek Mall, Denver.|
|The shorts: Soccer shorts by Adidas, from Sports Authority.|
|The shoes: Running shoes by Nike, from the Nike outlet store at Anthem.|