Biceps/Triceps Day

Me to Trainer: “My arms look so good right now, I’m pretty sure they’re going to go home and have sex with each other.” [Rubs arms together to demonstrate.]

A few minutes later, at Starbucks, a text to Trainer: “I’m going to have to start wearing long-sleeved shirts, so they’re covered so much they can’t inspire arousal. Like Muslim women, where you can only see their eyes.”

(Sadly, the effect took 30 minutes of Trainer-assisted effort to achieve, and only about 15 minutes to wither away to pre-workout levels.)

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