And how would HE know what it sounds like?

[Me, on weighted ab-crunch machine that keeps squeaking with every rep.]

Down-the-street neighbor, walking by: “That sounds like your bed.”

Me: “I wish!” [Tosses out a half-dozen at triple time, to make it sound more like a squeaky bed in use.]

Trainer, who’s actually still counting: “Those don’t count, by the way.”

Me, sighing resignedly: “I figured as much.”

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