About Sam Mittelsteadt

  • I think too much.  I use parentheses too much.
  • Apparently I am always smiling, the concept of which bothers me a little.
  • I’ve written about everything from a “lucky bust” at a bordello museum to a gay-porn wrap party at a leather bar.
  • I know one surefire way to get even the most reticent people to talk.
  • I drop words like “reticent” and then regret it.
  • I love Jujubes, steak and fountain Pepsi (not all at once).
  • I drink cheap vodka at the bar but keep the good stuff unopened in my freezer.
  • I have a lot of good underwear that, unfortunately, isn’t being appreciated by spectators the way it should be.
  • I’m on the computer too much on weekends.
  • I love Target, puns, crossword puzzles and the way someone smells fresh from the shower (!).
  • I read my horoscope but don’t plan my life by it.
  • I say “su-DOHHHHH-koooh” like a villain in a low-budget Japanese movie would, because it’s fun.
  • My friend Kathy calls me an “evil, selfish, lovely person.” And she’s right about everything.

7 responses to “About Sam Mittelsteadt

  1. Sam!
    Love your blog and mucho thanks for throwing us in your blogroll for our t-shirts.

    Have seen our iPhone apps? Take a look and let me know if I can throw you a promotion code to try them out and maybe say a nice thing or three about them. http://poweredby.cerebralitch.com/

    All the best,


  2. Your blog is brilliant! Somehow, through the mysteries of WordPress, someone connected to you from mine — perhaps through the “possibly related” blogs, so I clicked you. I love it!! I hope to grow up and be as creative as you!

  3. Amy Radonich Joyner

    Oh Sam. I, too, want to be just like you when I grow up.

  4. I stumbled on your blog about six months ago. I don’t know why. It’s a hoot. Keep it up. My friend Crista is originally from Paradise Valley but moved to London a while ago. I turned her onto this and she’s going to stalk you the next time she’s home (don’t worry, harmless…we are metrosexual sophisticates like you!) She says you go to all the same places she does.

  5. Sam, please saying sudoku that way. BTW, I have nominated you for the Liebster award! And I won’t ask you any questions about leather bars, I promise. http://whilehewasout.wordpress.com/2013/02/07/liebster_award_nominees/

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